Who would win in a fight between Robocop and a T-800 from the Terminator films?

Most people would pick a T-800 out of instinct but I think more thought needs to be put into it.

Mission Confirmed
Boosting the main capacity couplers, spinning up the Gyros and realigning the targeting arrays.

Initialising Diagnostic Checks...
Systems Status: Bleary
Primary objectives: Reconnoitre robot resumes. Calculate combatant chances.
Secondary objectives: Avoid going to pieces and being crushed (by critique).

Reconnoitre Robotic Resumes
Characteristically, both protagonists share similar traits:
They both demonstrate dedication, determination, a fierce sense of duty and are as tough as titanium!

We have our optimistic OCP cop; Alex J. Murphy, a devout Irish Catholic, family man and top of his class in the Academy. Initially naive, he was unfortunate to lose close members and had to be cut from a new cloth.

Then there is the terrifying terminator, a remorseless, artificially intelligent machine. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Both adept with all kinds of weapons, can drive dramatically well (although with a complete disregard for seatbelts or even normal driving position), and an acute ability to cause carnage where ever they go.

Calculate Combatant Chances
Indeed, a tough choice to choose between these battling behemoths but at the end of the day we say you can't beat brains, human ingenuity and improvisation. It's been proven over and over, I mean, who was it that invented the damn machines in the first place eh?!

We shall leave it to our resourceful Robocop who says it best...
"Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere, there is a crime happening."
Oh gee thanks, well, that's that then. This topic has been terminated!

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