How about the one your great Aunty or second Cousin gave to you for Christmas a while back? You know the one. It's still lurking somewhere at the back of the cupboard waiting for it's opportunity to underwhelm anyone that dares uncork it.
It's so old you could truthfully exclaim it was from a vintage year. Listen to those murmurs of appreciation at your generosity. In a short while all those bottles of wine will have been mixed up and the hosts will never remember who brought what.
How can it fail?
Note: Please do not attempt this with people you actually like. You may get spat upon!
If you like the people and your wine is likely to be noticed (and/or consumed by you) stoop to no lower than £4.99. Lambrini is not an option.
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