Oh dear! What an unfortunate set of circumstances your excessive trumpeting has gotten you!We don't pooh pooh your desire to get yourself home after your inadvertent but self indulgent gift of russet gussets, pebble drops and bottom chocolate. In fact we'd encourage you to run as fast as shit off a shovel!
As to whether you'll still be paid whilst showering and changing that depends on your job and your boss. If you work out in the fields then it's perfectly feasible a little more fertiliser is acceptable. If your boss protests, don't take any more of their crap!
Don't worry, we will keep your identity secret, after all, we're not stool pigeons and we don't want you down in the dump(s).
As to whether you'll still be paid whilst showering and changing that depends on your job and your boss. If you work out in the fields then it's perfectly feasible a little more fertiliser is acceptable. If your boss protests, don't take any more of their crap!
Don't worry, we will keep your identity secret, after all, we're not stool pigeons and we don't want you down in the dump(s).
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