We all know the phrase – ‘send them to Coventry’. Typically meaning to ostracise or ignore them, it’s also conveniently another meaning for hell on earth - particularly if your name is Mary Bale. Try sending them there; I can’t imagine it’s any better than where you are.
However, there is also a real place called ‘Hell’ located on the Cayman Islands. This may well be where you are? If so, tell them to go to the other hell - the place of suffering in the afterlife. Or if you’re there, you may wish to send them to the Cayman Islands, although that doesn’t look too bad. They have Hell Post Office and three ‘unique’ gift shops.
Other options – simply tell them to go ‘away’ or send them ‘to bed’. Or better still, why don’t you do the moving? Leave them in Hell and you take a trip out of there.
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