What would your last meal be if you were on death row?


Now don't blame us if you start salivating and drooling all over yourself. We haven't pulled the switch yet! It's a shocking disappointment to us that at most facilities the food has to fall within a budget of £25. Positively it should be sourced locally so there's one minute ethical element in the whole sad process.

Many last meal requests are of steaks, cheeseburgers and southern fried chicken but there have been notable exceptions. Nice jar of dill pickles was it?

For us, we're finding it difficult to agree. We would like a BBQ outside in the park next to that dense forest.. Or a Sunday roast would be rather nice - beef with yorkshire puddings, or chicken with stuffing, or pork and apple sauce. Perhaps a nice buffet for one? Not our fault it's being delivered by the helicopter hovering nearby. How about a traditional English brekkie or even a meatball sub if you're close to the ocean?

You know, we'll probably die before we decide. It's bound to be a disappointment anyway, but on the plus side there'll be no bother with indigestion. That's it, we'll plump for a chinese platter with crispy duck, salt and chilli spare ribs and a good old beef curry with egg fried rice. FAQ it, make that twice!

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2 comments:

chris gotts said...

Sausage, beans and chips.
Cheesecake (lemon with a firm base)
And large lime milkshake.

Simple man has simple needs.

Melanie Colman said...

I would request McDonalds make me the old Cadbury's Caramel milkshake they used to make.
I have to agree with Chris, Cheesecake for dessert but Strawberry.
Gammon with pineapple, chips, peas and salad.
*Drool*

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