Well by process of beastly elimination, we've decided we definitely wouldn't plump for a creature who has the hump, or one who deems himself the king; erratic mood swings or over-spilling egos don't make for a satisfying night's kip.
We certainly won't bear any monkey business in the night; finding ourselves being intrusively prodded by wandering trunks, mooned at by over-exuberant baboons or offered the high-spirited rhino horn is not our idea of the perfect 40 winks. Tiger-print chic is not our style and we doubt we'd be welcomely made at home in the reptile house.
Sticking our neck out, we would elect to spend our overnight stay in the elevated company of the majestic giraffe. They're nuzzly but placid and gentle, family-orientated and we only need to take a glance at them to prove that they're groovily, well-humoured. Their necks provide perfect cuddle curvatures and their fur acts as a natural insect repellent, so no need for us to fetch the plug-in. On average, these lofty beauties have just 1.9 hours sleep each night, so they can also be our body guards, safeguarding us from predators while we sleep the night away. Perfect.
We certainly won't bear any monkey business in the night; finding ourselves being intrusively prodded by wandering trunks, mooned at by over-exuberant baboons or offered the high-spirited rhino horn is not our idea of the perfect 40 winks. Tiger-print chic is not our style and we doubt we'd be welcomely made at home in the reptile house.
Sticking our neck out, we would elect to spend our overnight stay in the elevated company of the majestic giraffe. They're nuzzly but placid and gentle, family-orientated and we only need to take a glance at them to prove that they're groovily, well-humoured. Their necks provide perfect cuddle curvatures and their fur acts as a natural insect repellent, so no need for us to fetch the plug-in. On average, these lofty beauties have just 1.9 hours sleep each night, so they can also be our body guards, safeguarding us from predators while we sleep the night away. Perfect.
Ok, so they come with a little horn, but they would after all that necking!
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2 comments:
cute story and very imaginative
kathy harmer
After reading your post I got to thinking....I agree,If I HAD to chose an animal at the zoo to cuddle with it would most likely be the Giraffe.
Although if he wanted to he could crush me with his weight.They do have a non threatening demeanor about them.
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