I would really really like to win the lottery this Saturday. Do you have any tips for me, or do you maybe know the numbers already?


Wouldn't we all, my faqer! Well, here are our following tips on winning the lottery:-

1. Have a properly completed ticket. Although very tempting to use that lucky glittering gold marker pen - don't, it'll just make a big splodgy gooey mess. Also try to avoid choosing more than the amount of numbers allowed or picking the wrong draw and date selection.

2. Make sure the ticket is entered and paid for. Strangely enough, most retailers frown upon the attempt of ticket entry without payment and how disappointed would you be if you found you had the winning numbers but the ticket was not entered. We wouldn't like to encourage syndicate crime.

3. Research, gather and analyse every single winning set of numbers since the lottery began and ascertain which of the numbers occurred most often. If you pick those numbers then your chances improve - it's so obvious isn't it - of course those numbers will pop up again...

4. Our best tip though and this will absolutely guarantee you a jackpot win of the National Lottery is....to enter all the number combinations.

Ok, so it might take a little time to organise and get the entries paid in but as you know it's only a 1 in 14 million chance to win. The only drawbacks are the payout needs to be at least 14 million, if someone else wins the jackpot it is split so you may not get a profit and err you need 14 million quid and a small city of people to do it. Simples!

So what are you waiting for?! You gotta be in it to win it and you never know it could be you....

Good luck!


Disclaimer
This very small print is so difficult to read that hopefully you won't have noticed the fact that if our tips result in you winning, we at justfaqme are entitled to a 80/20 split in our favour of any winnings. Oh and past performance doesn't guarantee future results. Thank you.

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1 comment:

Jeremy B said...

I believe that the lottery is a good thing for some ppl but If you are buying your tickets believing you will win and spending money that you dont have on it then it isnt good this article was ver informative and well thought out I give it 2 thumbs up and congratz to those that wrote it!!

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