Why can't I eat a whole mars bar?

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I have eaten 2 mars bars recently and both times I've not been able to finish the whole thing in one sitting. It's a normal sized mars bar and yet I can't manage a whole one.

Maybe it's the 'rest' part in work, rest and play telling you to stop! Perhaps the Roman God of war is fighting back to make sure you don't end up making craters when you sit down.

Did you know Bugs Bunny once had an encounter with a Martian? He was called Marvin. And a very annoyed fellow he became but that's another story. You should try deep frying one half of your bars. We'd give you other recipes but we seem to have forgotten. Perhaps one day we will have Total Recall about Life on Mars.


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If you were forced to pick one, would you rather shave half of your head, shave just one eyebrow, or get a tattoo on your back saying "My Name Is..."

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Under no circumstances is this an invitation to visit with your shaver!


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