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Poker FAQ

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Where, when, how did the game of poker originate? Also, which are you most likely to win at, or at least be luckier with, poker or blackjack?

Lady, don't think us gaga but we've poked around high and low and are flushed to say that the exact origins of this game remain unclear. Our foraging was not a total flop however as we can trace it back to 'As Nas', a 16th century Persian card game. When this caught on in Europe, they named it 'poque' or 'pochen'. The game truly developed in the US and was widely played in New Orleans in the early 1800s. During the era of the American Civil War poker spread throughout the western frontier to develop into the game we all know and love today.

To deal with part two of your FAQ, both poker and blackjack are games involving a mixture of luck and skill. To prevent you being dumped in the dog house, keen observation skills are demanded in both. The design of blackjack however is that the House always wins if you play for long enough. Unless you are a skilled card counter, prepare to lose. Poker however involves players playing against each other rather than the House. This means that although there is a luck element, sufficient skill can conquer this. We're not bluffing therefore when we say to avoid looking like a joker, go for the poker.

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Should I drink before a date?

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Perhaps a glass of wine if you're feeling anxious. Don't go overboard though.

This fella must have been very nervous...

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What's the cheapest priced bottle of wine to take to a dinner party?

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How about the one your great Aunty or second Cousin gave to you for Christmas a while back? You know the one. It's still lurking somewhere at the back of the cupboard waiting for it's opportunity to underwhelm anyone that dares uncork it.

It's so old you could truthfully exclaim it was from a vintage year. Listen to those murmurs of appreciation at your generosity. In a short while all those bottles of wine will have been mixed up and the hosts will never remember who brought what.

How can it fail?

Note: Please do not attempt this with people you actually like. You may get spat upon!

If you like the people and your wine is likely to be noticed (and/or consumed by you) stoop to no lower than £4.99. Lambrini is not an option.


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Petrol station flowers or no flowers?

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They mutter that it's the thought that counts but surely if they resemble this sorry example - reeking of petrol & diesel with the garage name or fuel supplier label still stuck on - your wonderful surprise will backfire big time!

That exclamation of delight and joyous embrace you're hoping for will likely turn into a smouldering and resentful ember thrown at you during any future rows where accusations of not caring are hurtfully made.

It's not worth it, get a box of chocolates instead. Hmm then again, no don't. They've probably been there since the place reopened in 2002 after a re brand and have the texture and taste of wheel nuts. Petrol stations are for petrol.

So, don't say I didn't warn you!

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