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Showing posts with label fashion. Show all posts

What's so beautiful about a beauty mark?

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What indeed? Seems to us that at times, people's reactions have been akin to making a mountain out of a mole hill. Our first reaction was to go ask our good friend, Mole, of Riverside bank, Wind in the Willows, but he, Ratty and Badger were chasing weasels out of Toad Hall at the time.

A shame but we did find from another source the following:

A beauty mark or beauty spot is a dark facial mole, so named because such moles have at times been considered an attractive feature. For a mole to be considered a "beauty mark" it is generally less than a centimeter across and not protuberant or polypoid. Medically, such "beauty marks" are generally melanocytic nevus, more specifically the compound variant. Moles of this type may also be located elsewhere on the body, and may also be considered beauty marks if located on the shoulder, neck or breast.

False beauty marks are sometimes applied to the face as a form of make-up. Beauty marks were particularly highly regarded during the eighteenth century and creating false ones became common, often in fanciful shapes such as hearts or stars. They could be purchased as silk or velvet patches known as "mouches" (flies).

In the twentieth century Marilyn Monroe's beauty mark generated a new vogue. Musician Prince is iconic for several of his beauty marks, and helped make it common for men in the twentieth century. In recent years, fashion model Cindy Crawford's prominent mole has helped revive the fashion.

They also say that moles on the front of body denote good fortune, on the back indicate burden.

Hey look there's Mole. "What do you think of all this?" we say. Mole blinks a bit, opens his mouth and just LOLs at us.

Hmph, he's no Prince Charming! Goes to show folks, beauty is only skin deep.

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What is your opinion of men in cardigans?

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It's a dilemma; do you wrestle him to the ground, take it off him and burn it to save his dignity or do you ask if he'd like a pipe and slippers to go with it?

We actually love men in cardigans, or mannigans as they've been named. You must be under 35 (and dishy) or over 60 (and haggard) though. It is very easy to go wrong.

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Is it acceptable to wear polka dot everything?

1 comments I have a real penchant for wearing polka dots and I mean EVERYTHING from underwear to dress, tights, shoes, coat, hat, bag, umbrella and earrings.

The only thing I can't manage is polka dot eyeshadow - very tricky. My friends think I should grow up. What do you think?

Your new FAQer friend,
Dotty Hotty

Dear Dotty,

Did you know the polka dot pattern became fashionable in the late nineteenth century and is so named due to the popularity of the dance at the time? In 2006 it came back with panache and must have cut a dash.

Your passion for period costume should not cause you to feel re(morse) but is something to endorse. We say take no heed of your friends. Anything but the dot is rot!


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Should cats wear coats?

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Read the cat's eyes; although you may wish to disbelieve us, this is not a cat doing a sexy pose - do not misinterpret his expression. This is the face of a cat who is not amused, some may say it's one FAQed off cat.


Cats are born wearing cat's coats. Why would they need another?! They are not nude; the suggestion of a man-made coat merely serves to belittle their superiority complex. 

Spitting furballs at the suggestion of a coat from the catwalks, they'll dig in their claws in protest. We're not being catty, feline fashion is just absurd.


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