Showing posts with label famous people. Show all posts
Showing posts with label famous people. Show all posts

Who is the funniest - Harry Hill or Al Murray?

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A particularly complex comedy conundrum this one as we're not so familiar with these funny FAQers.

We've always wrongly believed these baldy comics were one and the same. To give our reply an air of credibility, we undertook some research. First attempts of finding Al and Harry in the search engine failed to shed any light. Indeed, the result simply posed another question 'Would Al-Quaeda Terrorists really be reading Harry Potter?' An intriguing FAQ to ponder, but not so helpful for our purposes. A search for Murray and Hill was equally failing, leading us to Murray Hill, a New York City comic 'Drag King'. We quickly hoisted up our skirts and ran for the hill(s)!

Not to be beaten by these baldy buffoons we persisted with our quest, delving into every fruit corner. Thirsty work it was too so we dived into the closest drinking establishment. Whilst slurping a quick pint - burp - we heard a commotion. Some guy with huge shirt collars was shouting "Run! You've been framed!" to some terrified customers. The pub landlord strode up to him, carrying a bowl of what looked like shark infested custard. He was giving it both barrels yelling "Oi you leave them be! My gaff, my rules!"

We had found our fugitives! For finalising the fracas and serving a fine frothy pint, we can now fortuitously say we love Al, the pub landlord! "All hale to the ale".

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A proper BB Bristolian FAQer

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We're rather fond of you little miss Josie, a worthy Big Brother winner in our opinion. You're the village girl who's captured our imaginations and reminded us that everything really will be ok. Until of course we have our faces ripped off by a charmless chimpanzee. Enough of John James we're here to FAQ you, Josie. And you we FAQing adore.

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Damien Hirst, you've just been FAQd

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If anyone deserves a FAQing formaldehyding it's YOU Mr. Hirst. On a late stroll home from the pub we've stumbled over flattened badgers more artistic than your encased honks of dead meat. 'Away from the flock' - you've escaped from the FAQing funny farm my dear.


We heard you say "art comes from everywhere", we can name at least one place it doesn't come from Mr. Hirst and we'll leave that to your imagination.

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