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Would you rather be attacked by a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

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We'd rather not be attacked at all and we'd do our best to placate the angry equine ornithological beast by giving it sugar lumps the size of hay bales, apples the size of barrels and if that failed then run it a hot bath.

Yes, if we had to choose, it would have to be the horse-sized duck. It's easier to run away from one freaky animal than a hundred!

Neigh....quack off!

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