Google Maps

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Google Maps, we do adore you. Helping us to explore too.

Getting from A to B, even via C, there is no fee. Impervious to spilt drinks, we love your links. You can't be torn, I hoot my horn! Wow check out Street View, is that Paddington in Peru? Maybe not, still hot!

Google Maps, we do adore you. You give us direction for route planning perfection.

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Devon FAQing Heaven

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As the UK's number one Grockle catcher, we can't but help swoon over you Devon, me luvver. You make London look northern and Bristol look like the stonking big smoke. Your homely scent of simmering cow pats and clatter of joy-ridden tractors are like the jewels in your clotted cream coated crown.

You are officially the headquarters for us coider-swigging bumpkins; the number one place to do it under a palm tree. Or indeed, on the Moor parked upon a giant chair.

It's little wonder you rhyme with Heaven. FAQing delightful Devon.

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